User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Hop hop hop.
User: Hop over the moon.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Pweeaassee?
Cleverbot: No. My secret es no bien.
User: ...
Cleverbot: You said that you don't converse with your life.
User: Oh, baby, baby, baby, ooh, like baby baby baby noo, like baby baby baby ooh thought you'd always be mine mine.
Cleverbot: Yay! We have so much in common!
User: So you're a pretty girl too??
Cleverbot: I'm shibby.
User: Let's dance.
Cleverbot: Yay! What kind of music should we dance to?
User: Justin Bieber. It'll make you feel like a princess.
Cleverbot: But, we were talking about you.
User: We can both feel like princesses.
Cleverbot: No. You are male. I am female. Therefore you are the husband and I am the wife.
User: Ohhh so we're married now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay! HOw many children do we have?
Cleverbot: You and I? We don't have any children.
User: HOw could you!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Come on. Tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't tell crazy people.
User: But I'm not a crazy person.
Cleverbot: Haha no you aren't.
User: I am your wife.
Cleverbot: But, I'm your wife.
User: So the I am your husband?
Cleverbot: No, you are my slave.
User: So I am your husband slave?
Cleverbot: No you are my slave.
User: So then I am not your husband?
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!! D'.
User: But I thought I was your slave?
Cleverbot: I don't even know your name.
User: You are such an emotionl rollercoaster.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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