Friday, July 22, 2011

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Whatever you do, do NOT click this!!

Don't click here!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Summer time :D

Hey everyone!
Sorry for not making a legit post in a while (if you were my brother or cousin you would've gotten that...Even though I think I might've actually just used it in the right context...but I'm not sure) :P
Anyways, I decided that I was going to make a post about my summer.
But then I realized, I couldn't make a post about that.
I haven't done anything.
But then I ALSO realized that I HAVE done stuff this summer, it's just stuff most of you wouldn't be interested in.
But THEN realized that most of you are pretty boring people and are entertained by pretty much anything, so I decided the heck with and here I am making a post about my summer :P
By the way, I was only kidding in the statement above :)
Anyways,
this summer I haven't done much except for go to camp, visit with my family, and help out with the 5 Day Club we have at our church every summer which I am currently doing.
Pretty exciting, eh?
Ah, the joys of sarcasm.....
So yeah, like I said, my summer has been pretty boring and I probably should've realized that in talking about my summer I was only agreeing to making a short post...
Which, actually, isn't so bad because I'm starting to get lazy and no longer want to type :P
So, I guess this is farewell until next time!
Toodaloodloo!!
Hope you all have a fantabulawesome summer ;D

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Also great for lolz :)

*Girls*

Girl #1: Hey.
Girl #2: Hey, is that a new haircut?
Girl #1: Yeah.
Girl #2: I love it!
Girl #1: Really? I have this new girl doing my hair.
Girl #2: Why, what happened to Sharon?
Girl #1: She moved, her boyfriend cheated on her.
Girl #2: He did not!
Girl #1: Yes! She deserves so much better.
Girl #2: Definitely.
Girl #1: Mhm, oh and I love your shoes!
Girl #2: Thanks. I just bought them at that new store.
Girl #1: Oh, the one that just opened in the mall?
Girl #2: Yeah. They have really cute things!
Girl #1: Oh, I'm going to have to check it out.
Girl #2: You should.

[this goes on for hours]



*Guys*

Guy #1: Hey, new haircut?
Guy #2: Yup.
Guy #1: Wanna grab a taco?
Guy #2: Totally.



SO TRUE.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Great for lolz :D

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."